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Entertainment Guide to the Perplexed Presents:

BEST Jewish HITS EVER!

: AM-TEEV'EE TOP 39 HITS!

Hanukka Mattana \ Simba Pushka
The Material Girl \ Susie Sha'atnezz
They Call the End Levayah! \ Shtreimlich Maneuver
Buy Vests!\ The Sweat Shop Boys
Seal it With a Briss \ The Four Mammas and Three Pappas.
Two Blintzes waiting to Adore you \ Buns and Harrosess
In the Corner Stands the Boxer \ 2-B Shvatty
The Beatel Toras: as seen on the ED SULLUVEICHIK SHOW!
  • All my Lavvim
  • Gevalt
  • She Loves You, A-ba-yeah
  • Fress Today, All My Tsurris Seem so Far Away.
  • I've Got T'feelin, T'feelin I can't hide
  • The Long and Winding Kishkeh

Harrebbia Marley and the Wall Wailers; No yentas, no kvetch
  • Exo-dos, movement of Jew people
  • Rav Shach – the Sheriff

Na Nak Nackman at Heaven's Door \ Tam Petty Maamin
Zugst mir vuss du villst, vuss du emmiss emmis vilst \ Schmeiss Girls:
She wore an Itsie Bitsie Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka dot Bikini – (So we Threw rocks at her ) \ Tsneeuss Patrol

Don't cry for me Petak Tikva, The Truth is We never Left you
We said our tfillose, and saved our dollahs
We asked Almighty , to end our Gallus! , \ Evitta Mit de Seedah


All that she wants – is another seven Babies\ Ace of Base Midrash
Kum on bubbie, light my Menora, \ Gdolei Ha Doors
Aryeh Lonely Tonight \ Shas-ta Rastas
Catch a Falling Schtar, Tanna Como
The Breet Goes On! Brit Spears
Deli Light, Again: \Crepplach, Dills, Knish and Tongue
Get Harready, Here I come! \ The Chicken Soupremes
You Should Keep Your Hat on\Alte Cocker
Waters over Troubled Daughters (When You're in needa, Friend - I'm Standing Right Behind) \ MickVa Jagger
Boy, You're not Gonna Carry that Kleenex \ Torn Eruv
Mamma Mia-mondes (Rambam, Thank you Ma'am) \ AbbA and EmmA

Hagodda Tell Ya. . .
I'm crying from the chrain,
Through my tears, I say, A-main,
Of bread I am bereft, as I lean towards the left,
and I wonder, I wo wo wo wo wonder,
Why, y y y y y -- y is this night,
Is this night different, In so many ways,
from every other day!!

The Rock Opera “ Tommy Hamikra” by the Vooss?
The Rock Opera, “ Yetser Horra Picture Show
featuring the hit, “Let's Do the Ois-vorf Again

Special Section for Festivals:
Vood-Schtick
Six and a Half Days of Love and Music
Featuring your favourite artists!

New Yids on the Block - Frenkim go to Holiland - E.L.O. K.-NU
Herman's Hermenutical Principals - Sly and the Stone Family
Tory Amos and her brother, - Dalet Amos
Hoddie and the Geffilte Fish - Robbie and Robbitzen Williamsburg
And Manny Morr

Featuring : A Wide Selection of Mehitsas, separating men from women, milk from meat,
sheep from goats, BoyzfromMen, and Ashkenazies. . . from other Ashkenazies:

Presented by Barry Silverberg, Kiriat Shmona, Jan 27, 2000


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